Because it's the pirates who are ruining the universe

Well it would seem that $ony BMG has managed to botch things up again. For all my readers (both of you) who may not know what this article refers to let me break it down to you in verse, old school style with sentence fragments and mono-syllabic words, like the boring uneducated white person that I am.

A "root-kit" basically means that it run deeper in the OS than would normally be given access to (It won't show up using the "Ctrl-Alt-Del" and viewing your running processes) so you can't just kill the $ony process and copy away. It'll take a whole 2 steps of intecepting the music and recording it before you can pirate away. Now virus writers are using this progam to stuff all them thar' viruses in the same spot since most programs have the same amount of access to that area as we do. way. to. go. 'tards.