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I'd just like to drop by to congratulate myself on starting my own blog, henceforth known as "An electronic testament to my boundless ego". After all, who wouldn't want to spend 5 minutes checking in on me and my quasi-daily rants? This allows everyone to keep up date with all schwillis related events without actually having to talk to me; a win-win if you ask me. Now all I need are friends to refer here... hmm... I seem to have hit a snag already.